Everyone tells me, “Don’t get kidnapped.” But no one tells him, “Don’t Kidnap!”
It is not your fault Princess Peach! Like this image? Rock it on a shirt or tank!!
BUT ACTUALLY
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Everyone tells me, “Don’t get kidnapped.” But no one tells him, “Don’t Kidnap!”
It is not your fault Princess Peach! Like this image? Rock it on a shirt or tank!!
BUT ACTUALLY
“daddy where do babies come from” “we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* “…we just don’t know”
— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort)
please watch this video please watch this video please watch this video please watch this entire fucking god damn video
Four Calories, A Bizarre Spec Ad For Tic Tac Set in a Seedy Motel Room by Corbin
what in the fuck did i just watch, tic tac?
*the face of absolute terror*
wh at
when im staring at a guy
and he thinks im hating
but im really just gay
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.
let’s also remember this is the one million moms calling for the boycott because the man is n*ked and it only covers his g*nitalia
it is because it glorifies s*x less then the body of a male, although they do attribute it to trying to attract women and mothers but they are get up in arms when women display any sexual preference or activity so lets think about this
it’s less a man is being objectified and more that a women is able to glean sexual pleasure
mind you i have only seen this one source and people may in other places be upset about the fact that it is a male being objectified but can we just stop for a moment on this subject for a moment as well and talk about how a group of women thinks that the idea of a women being attracted to something like this is perverse
if the ad is aimed at women then it is finally saying oh hey! women like sexy things too! but if people keep saying women can’t enjoy sexy things then there is a problem there as well
we met at noon at an art place where went to get lunch, pretty basic stuff but the entire time we kept snuggling and grabbing each other hands
we also laughed out asses off the entire time
we then went to the movies…
and this is where is gets nsfw
Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan
that shakuhachi player is really rocking it
there’s nothing I don’t love about this
PLEAs EWATCFH THIS
((JEN HOYL SHIT ))
Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>
how are they getting away with this
IT FUCKING LOOPS